Thursday, April 30, 2009

scary-guy



I think the title says it all, really. This is a truly scary guy.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Straightedge Toast

This guy maybe has my favorite bad tattoos of all time. Ever. Period.
Possibly because I have a real soft spot for straight edge tattoos and punk/hc tattoos, possibly because they are just hilarious.




Description from the horse's mouth below:

All my friends have toast tattoos, because when you're poor and dumpster for your food bread is always readily available - it's this thing that kinda unifies us at this point in our lives. The Earth Crisis theme came about when some silly hardline XVX kids were staying at this punk house and talking about how belittling a band with serious issues is a bad thing, and how EC was cool and really helped push ideas into hardcore, and then they started insulting the people who lived at that house by degrading them and saying they had bad views, even making someone get near the verge of crying because she ate sparingly fish.

I realized that the lyrics for the beginning of Firestorm worked really well with toast (the original lyrics for those who don't know are "Street by street/block by block/taking it all back", referring to cleansing a neighborhood of drug dealers.) I went and got the tattoo done in an hour, showed them, and started drinking and eating cheese for the rest of the night (even though I was vegan at the time.) They stopped talking to me, and left shortly after.

I'm going to be getting a tattoo really soon that is based off of the anarchist atheist saying "No Gods, No Masters", but its gonna say "Dogs, No Masters" and have a kennel on fire and someone holding a leash with his brains blown out, and upside down crosses made of milk bones. I didn't think up that saying, though


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

More amazing back pieces


What happened to this angel's feet? Don't they look just like stumps? Also why is one angel stomping the other one's head? I think I see some horns on the bottom angel there, so maybe it's Lucifer being shown what's up.
Let me show you a wonderful trio of ridiculous back tattoos:


Now I know that this photo was taken mid-scabby-stage so I won't be *too* harsh about the quality of the tattooing here, because it's really hard to tell. HOWEVER, it's impossible to tell what's going on! I do see some flaming dice, and a '3', but what are the weird globby things on each shoulder? They look like rotting lettuce.


Okay, now this one just confuses me. I am under the assumption that it's not finished. The triangle thing on the left is one of the worst tattoos I've seen, but seems like a pretty explainable bad tattoo to get. The Japanese guy on the right is not actually that bad, and obviously isn't done yet. What REALLY baffles me though, is what is on the bottom. It looks like a scratched on sunbathing girl at the beach! IT CAN'T BE SO! sdlkfjslfjs! Amazing.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Girl Tattoo Galleries - The Number One Choice For Tattoo Choosing!


Girl Tattoo Galleries - The Number One Choice For Tattoo Choosing!
By Lindsy Emery

Online girl tattoo galleries are becoming increasingly popular ways of finding the tattoo design that's perfect for you. With a limited supply of tattoos available for you to choose from in a tattoo parlour, many people are looking online for designs that they can give their tattooist to reproduce on their skin.

Girls in particular are generally even pickier about men over which tattoo they should have, and it's not uncommon for them to spend days in many tattoo parlours in order to find that perfect design, and even then it can feel rushed. This is what you don't want; if you rush into a decision you may find that you're not fully happy with it and then you're either stuck with it, or have to spend a serious amount of money on tattoo-removal surgery. The best way to combat this problem is to subscribe to an online tattoo gallery and view their patterns. These patterns can then be given to an experienced tattoo artist to be transferred to your skin. They are often also available to be ordered as temporary tattoos so you can even try before you buy! Girls, if you're thinking about a tattoo and stuck for ideas, get subscribed to a girl's tattoo gallery, you'll thank me later.

You might think it a daunting task to sift through many hundreds, or even thousands, of tattoo patterns online, but you'll soon realise how much fun it can be. You should also find that there is less pressure to buy, or make a decision, if you're just looking online; look at the images in your pajamas, naked, at night time or in the morning - whenever and however you're most comfortable; you'll find that this is the best way to choose a tattoo that you really will love for years to come. Finally, there's the added bonus that you can take your pattern to any tattoo parlour you wish, you're not just limited to the ones that offer your favourite design.

Tattoo galleries are very easy to browse, listing all their tattoo patterns alphabetically by section, so you should be able to jump to exactly what you're looking for straight away. And, if you don't know, then you will definitely find inspiration here. What you find with some of the larger tattoo galleries also, is that they tend to get the best designs from much smaller, individual tattoo-pattern producing websites and bring them together all in one place, often for a better price.

If you're looking for a tattoo, you simply can't go wrong with a tattoo gallery. So what are you waiting for?
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